HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN ATTACKS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen assaulting a McDonald's employee during the lunch rush yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden lost his temper about the food. The McDonald's employee, identified as John Doe, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden launched into a tirade. Witnesses claim